this isn't really an idea or anything, but i found in cute and funny. might be decent to cut and paste into a newsletter. this came to me from mikey's funnies a daily Christian funnies email.
A POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 40
A computer was something on TV
From a science-fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
And paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was a flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.