not being originally from tennessee, i get to laugh at my state of residence.
Stephen J. Marks, 47, was driving in morning traffic on Nov. 3 near Nashville, Tenn., wearing a ski mask and gloves, though the temperature was in the 60s, and an alarmed citizen called police. However, Marks demonstrated that he has a medical condition that necessitates his wearing a ski mask except when the temperature is above 80. green hills news, 11-4-04
next time i see someone driving with a ski mask i won't immediately call the cops, i'll just wave and say "hi stephen."