i have always had fun messing around with what i considered to be the rules of the bathroom. finally i found the international center for bathroom etiquette which confirms some of my prior conclusions. one of my favorite tests is to find a bathroom that has three urinals and a junior urinal next to those three. i utilize the middle one to see if guys would stoop so low as to take the junior urinal and give the proper buffer zone. however, i will reconsider such case studies as according to the icbe:
If you should come across three empty urinals, then the natural male tendency to attempt to accumulate power and property might lead you to try the middle urinal. Unfortunately, in some countries, to do so is punishable in manners unspeakable. For to choose the middle urinal is to deny any subsequent patron of the urinals the opportunity to pee in isolation while you are still at your business. To choose the middle of three urinals is to commit an act of pure, unadulterated selfishness, and for it one should be ashamed.
i have so much to learn
