in the latest newsbreaking crime in nashville, the "nun bun" was stolen from it's high tech security museum that is know as "bongo java." the nun bun came out of the ovens of bongo java years ago and had an uncanny resemblance to mother teresa. as the story goes a holiday hoodlum broke into the java early on Christmas morning, bypassed all money and went directly for the globally known icon.
someone broke into Bongo Java on Christmas morning, went right past the money, and snatched the famous roll. Just about everyone has a theory on why someone would steal it.
"A drug addict who wanted to sell it for the money, a young kid on a prank, somebody who had a problem with it. Who knows what it was, it just doesn't make any sense to me because it's not going to do anyone any good," Bongo Java owner Bob Bernstein said.
bernstein has been quoted as saying that he has not had any ransom letters as of yet. hey bob, can you say "e-bay?"
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update: click the image to see a comparison between the 'nun bun' and sister teresa. for some reason the blog won't allow the animated gif..