check out these 50 funniest quotes from homer simpson (grand that i am taking pleasure of the quotes of a cartoon character). some favorites might do well for church signs.
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.