this week has been crazy. i am super tired from annual conference right on the back of one of our mission experiences for the summer. after all that it's been vbs set up time (more on that later) and i'm off to church for the evening as we are hosting a concert.
for a break i've been watching a lot of the usopen. i used to be a pretty good golfer in my day. so the pga is something i try to keep caught up with, but the summer is hard to keep up with anything. as i sit in forced relaxation i found amusing these church translations by eric on conversations at the usopen. some favs
“Why would Sergio Garcia wear those ugly blue pants?” (Churchspeak translation: “Why would they choose THOSE curtains for the Fellowship Hall?”)
“When the U.S. Open was held here back in 1994, we could get much closer to the players.” (Churchspeak translation: “We’ve never done it that way before.”)
“I hope a foreigner doesn’t win the Open this year.” (Churchspeak translation: “God bless America!”)
oh, i'm pulling for bubba. he's a lefty like me, plus he's named bubba.
