who says you cannot be a Christian and pick up chicks. we even have our own pick up lines to sort out who is in our tribe and who is not.
hardcore baptist pick up lines
- Everything you say is moving my heart and I don’t think it’s just because you’re speaking in tongues. Is there an ancient language called Babe?
- I used to believe only faith could make a sick person well until I saw you, because, baby, you just healed something deep inside me that I'd never let Benny Hinn touch.
- Baby, the rapture's coming soon-let’s hold each other tight before the non-Christians wage war and kill us all.
- I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life.
not to leave out us methodists
- Baby, you make me feel strangely warmed.
- I second and refer your motion to the subcommittee of my heart.
- You send a charge through my conference.
- And Can It Be that you're single?
- That Book of Resolutions looks heavy. May I carry it for you?
- Is it just me, or have you attained perfection?
- That dress really shows off your apportionments.
