"I had only been a Baptist for a few weeks, but it was already clear that God who came to the Baptist church was a lot more particular than the one I heard Methodists talk about- or he was schizophrenic. Of course, at the time, I hadn't taken any psych courses, so I concluded that the Baptist God just did things differently than the Methodist God."
from churched, by matthew paul turner
i thought that was really funny
